I found some 'evil tartan' fabric at the market and decided to make a vest from it, based on a piece I've found indispensable since I purchased it. It was a pretty simple making progress, but a bit fiddly with the straps that I ended up making thicker than I initially intended - and then I wore it to go eat Thai. Thanks for the pictures Kirsty!
Note to self: you're not a stripper. Learn to keep a straight face.